Charlywalker's Blog

{June 23, 2011}   A Tough Blog to Keep on the Porch

Why do men cheat and sleep around on their mates like a junk yard dog scavenging through a dumpster from bone to bone. Do they not realize that after a while not only do they get caught but all the bones end up tasting the same?

I don’t understand the actual concept of how some one can actually follow through and consummate the cheating, however, I do  understand the preliminary’s that lead up to it. I can see how stagnation and redundancy play a vital part in a relationship especially if only one person is adding fuel to the proverbial fire. What is it that enters a persons mind when they start to  want to have that notion to stray. Most seem to lay the blame on lack of attention in their relationship. Why is having attention paid to one so important? Is someone’s ego so deflated that it warrants affection stemming from strangers to strippers?

I have a friend who is worth millions and is a direct descendant of a prominent family who steeled their fortune in the roaring twenty’s.  She is a great grand-daughter of a a guy who has a Hall and a Deli named after him. She lies low in a suburban area located in a semi small state where the shore is eroding faster than Elliot Spitzer’s hairline. She married a nice guy and had two children with him the same age as mine. She was living the quiet life by the sea in a secluded neighborhood that just happened to have a strip club in the adjoining county that touted their Tiny Dancers.  Her husband was a man of leisure and an  unlimited bank account gratis the wife; a bank account that he convinced his wife to support his returning to school for a degree in Law. He would drop the kids off at school and mosey over to the community college and sign in, then hop in the BMW and tend to his education in lap dances by Professor Candee-lite.

He took his education to a higher court and veered off Course and centered around a Pole of conviction which benched him and booted his pre-law ass to another jurisdiction. I did hear he returned home with his tail between his legs in hopes of a reconciliation, but his wife did not find that appeal-ing; and the hammer of justice came down on him one night when she crazy glued his member of congress to his thigh and he had to drag his gavel around the sound block to the emergency room and plead his case while the surround sound echoed “stuck on you” by Huey Lewis and the News.

Yeah you can teach an old dog new tricks using HO-rrifyin ways to TIT-illate the male libido that tends to lie dormant when faced with commitment longer than their allotted attention span…which lasts about as long as Candee-lites thong during one pelvic thrust.

Yep cheating creates havoc, mayhem, and mistrust and leaves many people with wounded hearts and angered souls and bury their sorrow in a bottle of 1999 Beaujolais Nuveau.

I tell them to get a dog. Charly-dog doesn’t cheat. Well, maybe when playing cards…….

Phil says:

I wonder though, does Charlydog mow the lawn? Infidelity cuts across all social and financial strata, so the source of the problem lies elsewhere. Maybe Robin Williams had a point when he said, “See, God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

Charlydog EATS the lawn……LOL……Love the comment!

Dusty says:

As I was reading your fine piece..I had a wonderful (sarcasm alert) troll at my blog extolling the virtues of Foreign women over American women. He thinks all of America’s problems are caused by American born females and they are the ones that cheat, get fat, spend all of a guys money..etc, etc, etc. . Oh, the friggin irony!

Then, he had the nads to promote his hate-filled blog. I of course removed the link to his blog as this jerkwad doesn’t need readers..he needs psychiatric meds.

Marriage and moral standards are man-made institutions. Not that this is a bad thing. But they do defy the natural instincts of the sex drive we are packaged with. Not that this is a good thing.

Point-counter-point??? “Why Jane, you inconsiderate slut”…….(to quote one of my favorite SNL news moments)…. Thanks LB for taking the time to take a gander at this gibberish…..LOL…

Debbie says:

Your witty sarcasm tells a very sad — tail…

I know……’s hard to pluck the humor out sometimes…….I could switch to blogging romance novels(?)

Thanks for stopping by Deb! Like the pun on TAIL….you sneaky dog…

It isn’t just straight men that cheat. I was your friend! Needless to say I don’t have money any more. But hey ho it could have been worse…

But you have Great Cars! Thanks for taking the time to sort through my blog mess………

Yah, CW…what a messy wake cheatin’ leaves behind. A couple I know just split because he claims to have found a perfect youthful diversion. (He’s well known in North America.) She took note of all the highest powered lawyers in their world, made appointments and met with each one. Apparently, since they know her side, none can have him as a client. And I really thought these two were well beyond all this nonsense. It saddened a whole bunch of us because it is so irrational. Is sex really that much of a powerhouse in a man’s 60s? Or is it the attention and dotty devotion that suckers ’em?

I think you just titled your next Freshly Pressed Piece with those last two statements! Gut on it before I do…….LOL Thanks Soul-sista…

oops meant GET on it….use your Gut though…

Phil says:

I read this somewhere about the definition of success in manhood along the timeline:

Age 4 – not peeing your pants
Age 12 – having friends
Age 16 – having a drivers license
Age 20 – having sex
Age 35 – having money
Age 50 – having money
Age 60 – having sex
Age 75 – having friends
Age 90 – not peeing your pants

So apparently the answer to your question seems to be yes – sex must be a powerhouse to men in their 60’s. 🙂

Dusty says:

That is hilarious Phil..may I steal that? 😉

OMG this list is too funny!!

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