Last night I watched the opening ceremony for the Olympic’s held in London.
Last night I sat in front of the big screen with grave anticipation of a show stopper to knock my socks off, if I were wearing any.
Last night I gathered my children and duct tape them to the couch to witness an event that captures the world’s hearts every four years, instead of them indulging in an episode of Xbox or Sims.
Last night before the viewing of the Grand Dame of the Motherland, I filled my children in on Beijing’s production that had my heart pounding out of my chest along with their lightening drums.
Last night I heard the name Danny Boyle over and over again in commendation for the London festivities.
Last night I poured myself a class of bubbly and directed the rolling eyes and sighs of my teens towards the “telly” to witness something they will never see again until another four years.
Last night I listened to Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera assert Plug-ins where the show flat- lined.
Last night I joined my children in the eyerolling and sighs as I watched the works of this Danny Boyle. Who is Danny Boyle? Is he related to Susan Boyle? Is he a remnant of Britain’s Got Talent?
Oh Danny Boy….your pipes your pipes aren’t calling…..
Last night I apologized to my children for having them sit through this barrage of ….of……balderdash, bollocks, bombast, buncombe, hogwash, horse-feathers, hot air, tommy rot, tripe, & twaddle…….
If it wasn’t for Mr. Bean & the current James Bond, I may have exploded like the lights of Beijing. Some things just torch me the wrong way..
Right Then….I’ll just jog on….Cheerio.
I could manage to watch Beckham add some spice and bend it for hours…oohhh pish-Posh.
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