{March 20, 2011}
The Tail Wagging the Blog
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Came here from Bronx Boy’s Stylishly Versatile and thoroughly enjoyed your wordplay.
We just flew to South Africa – 19 hours squashed in those cramped seats in the back of the plane eating that “mush” they serve at mealtimes. oh lord.
I experienced days when people on a plane were uncomfortable that a woman was actually traveling on business and simply wanted the same service as a man.
Ya know…I don’t think they even realized their subtle discriminatory gestures. Okay, maybe some did.
Great post. Many thanks.
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Sista, you nailed this one. I actually remember the days of premier service on airplanes as well and God, how I dread it nowadays!
Oh..come on now…you’re not that old!!
Thank you for flying..
spread the humor
No star wars toys in your life AND you like flying?
Could any two bloggers be more different?
Let’s see… the death row march down the runway and into my seat… the sure-to-explode-at-any-second engines whining (that is, if the wing doesn’t sheer off first)… the 100,000 pounds of highly flamable fuel under my butt… the probably drunken, suicidal pilot… the turbulence that just falls a few rattles short of tearing the whole craft apart… the imprisonment in chairs that are banned by the geneva convention for being too small… the cruel starvation… the hurling toward the landing in a near death dive… the waiting forever to deplane…
yeah, flying is a ball.
Unless you get bumped up to business class. Then everything is roses and sunshine.
See what cramped spaces do to me?
I own a Darth Vader Bank and I was a Flight Attendant. Dichotomy..the spice of life!
Thanks for flying and we really move our BLOG for you… spread the humor.
I see. Banks are OK but action figures not. That’s fine.
I’d like flying a lot more if I were allowed into the cockpit. I want to see what’s happening. Of course, the other 200+ passengers might like it less knowing some random dude is hanging out up there.
Best airline I’ve flown, hands down: Asiana
It’s an action figure bank……
I still own a key to some of the cockpits…I guess I forgot to return it when I quit the airlines….however, it’s very rusty and I think there might still be a DC-9 still hovering about somewhere….